so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
GT: Why is this a metal man before me or is it none other than dirk strider himself in my room??
TT: One thing at a time, bro. I haven’t quite figured out a way to get myself there yet.
you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
Whatever our lives might have been, if the time continuum was disrupted, our destinies have changed.
“don’t hurt my baby!” i yell at the screen. my baby is a cannibalistic serial killer.
“To boldly go where no man has gone before” - Star Trek (2009)
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
“your only homework is to study”